Roto Imbeciles
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Saturday, October 3, 2015: Sorry it took so long for me to get back to you. I was busy consulting a physician about an erection lasting more than 4 hours. And I do love the litany of side effects that can occur: dry eyes, gout, nausea, sleeplessness, bed wetting, chest pains, high fever, and occasional death! But that's for me to worry about and what we do on this site. I got to spend about 3 hours on the golf course with my lifelong friend Justin Orlando today. Always good catching up with Justin and we can basically talk about any subject not sports' related. He mentioned that the average height for adult men of Danish descent is a shade over 6 foot 3 inches and that the women were taller. I told him that maybe it's the wooden shoes that make them appear taller. Justin mentioned that wooden shoes are only for the Dutch. When I arrived home from work I googled that average adult height of Danish men (I couldn't find any data for women) and it came out to a fraction over 5'11". Imagine my dismay! Women who are considered amazons have made their way to starring roles on TV including Angie Harmon of Rizzoli and Isles, Gina Torres featured on one of my favorite shows, Suits, and the woman that plays Baker on Blue Bloods. With today being an easy one (for me) at 4 bells, I did want to mention my singing debut at the club this afternoon, belting out Toto's hit song Africa with my friend Joe Celli. Reminiscent of the Justin Timberlake/Jimmy Fallon duet a few weeks earlier. Speaking of amazons, it was nice to see the Yankees clinch a playoff berth with C.C. Sabathia as the SP. He's just not what he was when there was talk about C.C. being a 300 game winner one day (he's currently at 214). Sabathia has gutted out 29 starts for the Yankees in '15 but his numbers are more in line with Jeff Suppan, 6-10 in 167 1/3 IP, a 137/50 K/BB, 188 HA, and a 4.73/1.42 ERA. This one time possible first ballot Hall of Famer really hasn't aged well and if the Yankees are to advance past the one game playoff, it will be interesting to see if Sabathia can be of any help to them.




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